Molotov, hold the cocktail

Free energy-drink samples, for some reason, are aplenty here at SN&R HQ. This week’s: Molotov Explosive Energy, a mango-flavored, taurine-infused, sugar-loaded pick-me-up—but with a dash of Tapatío and lime. I drank some and was instantly worried I’d have a syphilis sensation when peeing it out. But all was well passing through—except for, you know, the fact that I just don’t like friggin’ energy drinks. My loss. ¡Qué lástima!