Corn pops

What’s better than corn? Popcorn, duh. Yet, a dilemma: What to put on your popcorn? The Shrek 3 contingent goes BP with never-ending spurts of fake butter. My mom does Parmesan. I recommend something a little different: sardines. Just trust me. Of course, sardines aren’t local, so you’ll have to cancel that flight to Cabo to offset your carbon footprint, fish sucker.