Haiku for the Undead

Ganja Zombie

They smoked their brains out,

slogged to Mickey D’s, ordered

large fries, extra salt.

Commitment Zombies

One by one, they both

consumed them all. Now they had

only each other.

Sex Zombie

He finished first and

she laid there, still, not knowing

if they were done yet.

The Zombie Goes to the Halloween Party, Dateless

He shunned the costume,

and everyone asked, “Who are

you supposed to be?”