Apparently there is still honor in not attending. “If for any reason you cannot be here on the 19th,” the VP offers, “the President and I still want to honor you for your service to our party and your past support.” I think it’s cool that those guys read my column. I knew going online was worth the time and effort. Dick says if I can’t make it to the shindig, I can still “accept the honor of becoming an Honorary Co-Chairman of the President’s Dinner.” Seems that even if I can’t be there in person, apparently my money is still welcome. “I hope,” Dick says, “you will still support the President by making a special contribution of $1,000, $500, $250, $150 or even $50,” which will guarantee my becoming an honorary co-chairman of the President’s Dinner. Sen. George Allen, R-Virginia, already a co-chairman of the dinner, sent me a letter, too, which was slipped into Dick’s envelope, I guess to save money. Allen offers this: “To honor your commitment to President Bush, The President’s Dinner has commissioned a unique, limited-edition, numbered, three-photograph series entitled ‘The First Year,’ for all Co-Chairmen who contribute at least $150.”
So where is all this money going, you might ask. Let Dick explain: “The President’s Dinner is traditionally the ‘kickoff’ for the fall campaign season and the cornerstone of the President’s personal effort to maintain and expand our very slim Republican majority in the House and to regain our Republican majority in the U.S. Senate.” He then goes on to remind me of all the administration has accomplished, from cutting taxes to reforming education to rallying the nation against terrorism to bringing “compassionate conservatism to Washington. We could not have accomplished these goals without your support.” If I go, I’ll be sure to bring back a doggy bag stuffed with tenderloin and prawns for all of you I represent.
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