I witness

We saw you, all three of us did! Both of you were riding your bikes on Thursday night around 4:45 on Third Street headed downtown. You tossed your three-quarters-full plastic bottle of RC Cola from your bike unto the lawn in front of the funeral home. You are young, you are of the generation that knows not to litter. What a couple of scumbags!

Send us your rants, kudos, love letters or bizarre sightings, but keep it to 100 words. You’ll remain anonymous, but you must identify yourself for us to process your submission. Mail: Iwitness c/o CN&R, 353 E. 2nd St., Chico, CA 95928; Email: iwitness@newsreviewcom.