I witness

You were on your bike riding east on Second Street where it eventually turns into Vallombrosa. You felt you had the right to ride out in the lane with the automobile traffic. To avoid missing you, we had to swerve across the middle line into oncoming traffic. Fortunately, there was no traffic coming in the opposite direction. You mooned my wife, my 3-year-old son and myself from your bicycle as you drove past us. You are obviously a highly enlightened individual. It was unfortunate, unnecessary and quite ugly, to say the least.

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