I witness

Hordes of cute Chico High School football players were wandering the streets of downtown Chico selling discount cards to fund-raise for their team. You came into my place of business, and I bought a card for $10. I saw it as an act of good will, because I am a Pleasant Valley High alum. After you shuffled on your way, I noticed that the solitary dollar bill in the tip jar was gone. I forgive you, but hopefully you can forgive yourselves when you lose horribly to the PV Vikings!

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