You, Mr. Whiskeytown
park ranger, hiding in the dark with your flashlight and gun, spying on the peaceful campers, rushed in and took two of them away for sitting around a dying campfire, partaking of the medicinal herb. While they were taken to jail for “felony possession of a controlled substance” (even though neither actually possessed anything),
other campers were futilely searching for you
to save them from some psycho terrorizing their campsite! Rather than harrassing paying customers and wasting the sheriff deputies’ time, you should have been handling a real crime where people may have been hurt.
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