Tool O’ the Day: Ares rocket

Compiled from Bottom Feeder.

Listen, when I was a kid, men walked on the moon and I lived by the Navy base where they’d bring the scorched Gemini and Apollo command modules after re-entry and splashdown.

So I’m ecstatic about the launch of the Ares I-X rocket. It’s one sweet, elegant machine, and thank god it didn’t fucking blow up.

New planets not that far away are being discovered all the time. They’re working on a fusion-powered plasma drive for interstellar travel as this is being written. We gotta get out of this place. Here’s the tool. Let’s go!