UFOs over Sac
So I’m looking at this light, and it’s coming at me from the southwest and it’s just a big light, no flashing wingtips or underbelly. It’s coming straight at me, so it sort of looks like a wobbly star. Venus, my girlfriend said. But then she saw it was flying overhead. Flashing lights appeared, illuminating a triangular-shaped craft, its form that of a stingray, such as I saw last weekend at the farmers’ market.
I immediately tried to make telepathic contact with Dr. Richard Boylan.
Having failed, but not having given up on making telepathic contact with Dr. Boylan, my girlfriend asked me if I’d been wearing my glasses.
Honestly, I can’t remember.