Pigging out with pigs on Halloween

Illustration by hayley doshay

It's time to thank Animal Place for making the dream we didn't even know we had come true of dressing up like a pig and feeding a pumpkin to an actual pig on Halloween. It's called Oink-a-ween, and it takes place at the animal sanctuary (at 17314 McCourtney Road in Grass Valley) on Saturday, October 31. It sounds like a potentially more satisfying way to treat yourself—and some adorable animals—than the alternative: scooting around a parking lot and asking for candy from the backside of rando “trunk-or-treat” cars while wearing a store-bought polyester disturbing “sexyMinion getup. But at Oink-a-ween, the human visitors will get treats, too, plus, there's a costume contest. People who dress up as barnyard critters get “bonus points.” And since the event begins at 11 a.m. and ends at 1:30 p.m., there probably is plenty of time to visit the candy-stuffed trunks at your favorite parking lot. So go ahead, pig out. Oink-a-ween details are at http://animalplace.org.