Fri., Dec. 21, Who Cares

TownHouse Lounge, 9 p.m., donation

Here's what you do: Go to Safeway, buy a can of food, donate the can—and not some shitty tin of cream corn, natch—to get in free to this all-star holiday gig. It also might be the last TownHouse show ever (you never know!)—but don't be a crybaby about that. Anyway, it's a diverse lineup of local faves: Who Cares does verses, Dusty Brown boasts the beats, Doom Bird comes with, uh, beats now, too; and I'm Dirty Too's armed with straightforward crash-and-jam rock. DJ Roger busts the scuttle in between songs upstairs, and deejays Shaun Slaughter and Adam J will put your whiskey gut to work on the dance floor. 1517 21st Street,