Fri., Dec. 21, Mustache Harbor

Harlow's Restaurant & Nightclub, 10 p.m., $12

This NorCal-based soft-rock cover band claims to have been brought together by astrological signs and a love of sweet mustaches, but Mustache Harbor's shared sense of humor had something to do with it, too. The faux-vintage rockers have a formidable list of easy-listening hits ready to rock your boat and some dance moves that will alternately attract and repel you. Think the Eagles and Steely Dan performed by '70s porno-chic dudes in aviators and captain hats. Yacht rock not your thing? It will be. Join the mustache army at Harlow's this Friday for the self-proclaimed “soft rock explosion” of a lifetime. Some predrinking required. 2708 J Street,