Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo

Rated 1.0 There’s nothing funnier than diarrhea and drool, except maybe a woman suffering from narcolepsy or Tourette’s Syndrome, robbed of sight or gimped to a plastic limb. Or so believe the 8-year-olds who chucked up this swill for yet another of those Saturday Night Live losers (in this case, Rob Schneider). Cruel, stupid, humorless.