I witness

I saw that movie ticket stub you discarded at the Washington Mutual ATM downtown. No wonder you need to pull out an extra 20. Nine-fifty for a movie? Whew! For that price, I hope Matrix Revolutions lived up to the hype. And you saw it in San Mateo? This is why we live in Chico. Even our corporate-theater habit doesn’t take us over $7.25 a ticket. We can save the rest of our 20 for the jacked-up popcorn.

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