Roses are red and stuff

Friday, February 17

9 p.m.

The Love Jones: Best Love Poem CompetitionYou’re a real Casanova—but can you write the best love poem in all of Sacramento? You can earn a little extra money. It costs $10 to enter The Love Jones: Best Love Poem Competition and the top cash prize comes to $300. If that’s not enough to lure you, a lot of eligible singles in the audience will be watching. 9 p.m. Friday, February 17, at Double Nickel Smokehouse, 3443 Laguna Boulevard in Elk Grove;