Project for the New American Empire

It’s much worse than you thought. And, as with the Project for the New American Century Web site (, the international hegemonic conspiracy apparently prefers to hide the minutiae of our coming domination in plain sight. Here, the Project for the New American Empire lays out the blueprint for its American Imperium, with such position papers as “Wanted: American Science”; “Leftists at Lafferty Homeschool” (penned by 8-year-old Rulon Lafferty, a rising conservative media star); and “The Iraqi Tipple Deserved to be Liberated,” a guest column wherein Vanity Fair correspondent Christopher Hitchens points out the justice in freeing Saddam Hussein’s well-stocked liquor cabinet from Baathist domination. A must-read for hand-cranked short-wave radio enthusiasts.