Hijack the marshmallows
What's a sensitive little vegan to do around the campfire this summer when everyone wants to roast white puffs of sugar and gelatin over an open flame and sandwich them with chocolate between graham crackers? Hijack the marshmallows. Be evil to be kind by pulling a switcheroo: Swap the “classic” confections for Dandies marshmallows. No one will suspect meddling, since the texture and taste of these heavenly pillows are spot-on, uncooked or cooked. And when the campers are stuffing their faces, moaning how delicious their treats are, that's when you reveal that those melted saccharine clouds between their lips are vegan, gluten- and genetically modified-organism-free. “They're so sweet!” they'll cry. And so are you. Kumbaya, bitches.