Eight Gigs: A Harlow's Hepcat Holiday

Wed., Dec. 23, 6 p.m., Harlow’s Restaurant & Nightclub, $18-$20

What better way to get sauced on Christmas Eve eve than in the presence of saucy burlesque troupe Midtown Moxies, over-the-top emcee Peter Petty and his seven-piece orchestra? The show is self-described as the “hippest, horniest holiday happening,” so there should really be little question as to what you're getting, but in case you need more specifics: The show will feature classic holiday tunes in the styles of Louis Armstrong, James Brown, Dr. Seuss and more. Probably not a family affair unless Grandma is into a sexed-up Bing Crosby number. 2708 J Street, www.peterpetty.biz.