I witness

Blind man with the white cane and wounded woman walking with a single crutch: I saw the two of you trying to cross Second Street at Flume. You were tentative, tapping and limping and generally moving much too slowly for the driver of the brand-new, shiny-white Mercedes-Benz trying to turn left in front of you. That driver had too many important things to do, deals to close and money to make, to be held up by the likes of you. So she floored it, cut you off and nearly ran you down. Happy Holidays!

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