Whole Nine Yards, The

Rated 3.0 This hitman comedy is far from perfect, yet it is very watchable thanks to the comic timing of stars Matthew Perry and Bruce Willis. Perry plays a dentist who discovers that a notorious contract killer (Willis) has moved in next door. The best reason to see this movie is for the slapstick pratfalls of Perry, who does some of the best physical acting this side of Jim Carrey. Willis is fun as the cool hitman. The film’s ending is horribly long, but I’m still chuckling upon recollection of Perry bouncing off a sliding glass door. Useless fun.