Transporter 3

Rated 2.0

Expert driver Frank Martin (Jason Statham) reluctantly agrees to carry a kidnap victim (Natalya Rudakova) across Europe—persuaded by a bracelet bomb that will blow him up if he gets more than 75 feet from the car. The franchise probably ran its course halfway through the second installment, but fans (whoever they are) will no doubt be satisfied. Written by original authors Luc Besson and Robert Mark Kamen, and frenetically directed by the aptly named Olivier Megaton, the movie edges the series ever closer to its Eurotrash roots, but it certainly never lets up, nor does it pause for wit, character or even logic. Original director Cory Yuen is back to choreograph the martial arts, and in one (probably intentionally) hilarious scene, Statham steals a bicycle to stay within range of his stolen car.