Do we really need to know more about Tom Cruise? These nice folks (who also run WhereInTheWorldIsJesus.com) have put together a site that is coffee-snorting funny—not to mention full of “freaky facts” about the excitable boy who’s been hopping on Oprah’s upholstery, shaking his finger at Matt, prescribing vitamins for Brooke and macking on Katie. It’s filled with quotes from the man himself: “Sex is great, if you are in a relationship. Otherwise, I find sex actually not so interesting. Without a relationship it is confusing.” After browsing Tom’s opinions on life, love, psychiatry and Muhammad Ali, we’re at last ready to answer the questions: Is he a lunatic? Is he stark raving mad? Is he just a little kooky? Or is he just another Hollywood celebrity?