Pizza, movies, beer
Hey, K.J., I know you’re a weak mayor and everything, but can’t you use the power harnessed within your expertly coifed mustache to build a brew ’n’ view in Midtown? Seriously, there should be a movie theater with couches, pizza and beer in the vicinity. I’ve seen them in Chicago, and they make tons of cash with their second-rate movies, cheap pie and Pabst. If I had more than a $43 to my name, I’d open one up and laugh my way to the bank. We’ll never be a world-class city, so get over that. But we could be a city with a movie theater that serves beer and pizza, which is thrice as good.