Be afraid. Be very afraid. This sports-comedy reportedly features Six Million Dollar Man Lee Majors in a skintight Bogner snowsuit and cowboy hat. The former bionic beefcake plays a business entrepreneur who buys Alaska’s scenic Bull Mountain and plans to turn it into a Starbucks and tofu ski resort. Four local snow boarding buds catch air on the slopes, party, plot ways to attract the rare female tourist and wax more than their boards when Major’s stunning Swiss step-daughter frolics in the snow. Opens November 21. Rated PG-13. Running time: 89 minutes. Directed by newcomers Brendan Molloy and Emmet Molloy.