Jack of Diamonds
Hilarity and hijinks at a retirement community whose residents have lost their money in a Ponzi scheme. What happens when the man who lost their money shows up in the home, pretending to be catatonic, but secretly harboring millions of dollars in diamonds? Thu 8pm, Fri 8pm, Sat 8pm. Through 5/12; $20; Ooley Theatre, 2007 28th St., 214-6255; email@example.com.