Illegal

Lou Dobbs had the audacity
label them hideous criminals,
a plague of locusts
infesting this chaste country

Heavy burdens on
decent tax payers
stealing welfare & every
other social service

Think he must have nightmares
being abducted by lil’ brown men
in straw sombreros, hauled off
in a donkey cart & castrated

Fears the invasion
Telemundo / tacos / Tecates,
fútbol y mariachi musica
might become a popular pastime

Yeah, they’re definitely
a threat to national security
& just about as illegal
as any pilgrims