Unable to grow a massive beard envied by kingdoms and valleys far and wide? A facial sweater-hat combo is in definite order this winter. Not only does the Dwarven Beard Hat hug the face, it also keeps your noggin toasty in the form of a warrior's helmet. Order one (available in red or gray “hair”) and don it for an outing to see The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey—you'll easily one-up all fellow Hobbit fans beneath this $44.99 acrylic-yarn accessory. And don't worry about getting popcorn stuck in between the braids: The beard is detachable. http://tinyurl.com/awwbrbo.