Church Sign Generator

Ever had an urge to rearrange the text on one of those church signs? Instead of “Jesus Saves,” wouldn’t a paean to pastafarianism (also known as the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster) look great? Here’s your opportunity to have fun with pop art (or is that pope art?) without risking arrest for acts of vandalism. This site offers a variety of church signs for wits and nitwits alike to alter to fit their religious—or sacrilegious—tastes. Baptist, Catholic, Pentecostal, whatever—give ’em a taste of your own uplifting message. Images can be saved for use as wallpaper, avatars or any other disruptive purpose you might have in mind. I started with “God says: Read SN&R weekly” and moved on to “Love Jesus, ignore his followers.”