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Shine 24K Gold Rolling Papers

We all know from cartoons and Adam Sandler movies that rich people always use hundred-dollar bills instead of handkerchiefs to blow their nose. Anything to flaunt their wealth at us poor, average folk. Lucky them, there's now a new way to waste money: Shine 24K Gold Rolling Papers are, as the name suggests, pure gold. There are 12 papers in a pack for $55—practically a bargain! The Food and Drug Administration hasn't chimed in yet on whether smoking gold is healthy, but it hasn't said people can't do it, so it must be OK, right? www.shinepapers.com.