Sifter
Having a big party?
McRib is Back!
Remember how, at the end of Fast Times at Ridgemont High, during the credits, they put little whatever-happened-to blurbs on the screen, and across the screen image of Jeff Spicoli waxing his surfboard it said, “Saved Brooke Shields from drowning. … Blows reward money hiring Van Halen to play his birthday party.” Every guy we knew took this fantasy to heart and wondered what it would take to actually get Diamond Dave to play his house. Thanks to the all-powerful Clear Channel corporation’s college entertainment division (www.clearchannelcollegeentertainment.com), you no longer have to wonder, dude.
Artist Availability Suggested Price
Chris Rock Fall (TBA) $150k
Dave Matthews No current plans $100k
Foo Fighters Possible Fall $60k-$75k
Good Charlotte Sept.-Nov. $50k
The White Stripes Generally Avail. $40k-$50k
Jurassic 5 Generally Avail. $30k
Flaming Lips Call for Avail. $20k-$25k
The Donnas Fall $15k-$20k
Jack Osbourne Generally Avail. $15k (personal appearance)
Blackalicious Call for Avail. $10k
Sugar Hill Gang Fall $5k
