I witness

I saw you take an armload of maybe 50 newly delivered News & Reviews from the box in front of the Vallombrosa post office on Thursday afternoon at about 1 p.m. You took them to your van (I got the California License Disabled Plate number). You don’t look disabled. You have a pinched-face look, and I wonder if you’re making some kind of arch-conservative statement by taking so many papers and trying to deprive others of the opportunity to read about Chico.

Send us your rants, kudos, love letters or bizarre sightings, but keep it to 100 words. You’ll remain anonymous, but you must identify yourself for us to process your submission. Mail: Iwitness c/o CN&R, 353 E. 2nd St., Chico, CA 95928. Email: iwitness@newsreview.com.