Who’s a fat vegan?
I am not overweight. Not yet. But with the ever-expanding plethora of animal-product-free snack foods produced these days, I could with minimal effort soon fit in with the overweight 60 percent of my fellow Americans. Although vegan junk foods are fun—cupcakes, nachos, burgers—these products may be just as processed and overpackaged as their omnivorous versions, which doesn’t sound too healthy for body or environment. So, sure, try those new Kettle Brand Tias! in Salsa Picante—thin corn tortilla chips flavored like Doritos, but better—but (memo to self) just don’t eat them every day. Duh.