The Disaster Accomplished Bush Squeeze Voodoo Doll

A fund-raising effort for progressive Web sites and Democratic Underground, the Disaster Accomplished Bush Squeeze Voodoo Doll comes complete with an anti-Bush voodoo spell. Those who buy five dolls get a certificate as a “high priest” or “high priestess” of the World Squeeze Voodoo Council. Don’t worry about the effects of black magic, though. A disclaimer points out that the doll is merely “a political novelty item.” We’re assured that “no Bushes were harmed” in the making of the doll. Now, where’s the fun in that? Use it to reduce stress by squeezing the heck out of the commander-in-chief while counting down the days until November 2, and remind yourself of how much less stressed you’ll be when he’s out of office.