The Darling Clementines’ Kinky Christmas

The holidays can be stressful. After all the awkward family dinners, finding enough scratch for presents and answering annoying questions about resolutions, you deserve a treat. Enter: The Darling Clementines’ Kinky Christmas, a variety show with spoken word artist Duke the Bossman out of Oakland, live music by SpaceWalker and Ray Moulin and, of course, sexy burlesque dancers who will deliver the gift of kink with shakes and shimmies. www.holydiversac.com, 1517 21st St.