My Life in Public Relations

I knew that the PR job I was doing for the
local rehab center was working when I fielded
a call from a local pharmacist.

“Hey, we got a naked guy standing here in front
of the prescription counter. Is he one of yours?”

I glanced around: “No, all our
naked guys are accounted for.”

“Well,” said the pharmacist, “I just wanted
to give you people first chance.”