Danny Bonaduce

If you saw any of the VH1 series Breaking Bonaduce (or in Spanish, Destrozando a Bonaduce), you might have picked up on the fact that the former Partridge Family karate master was a bit of a life-mess. Whether he was shooting anabolic steroids into his muscle-bound ass cheeks or just getting wasted and punching people in the face, the sparky fire crotch was solid entertainment. Well, at least the kind of morbidly depressing, tragic and sickening entertainment that’s fit for TV’s “celebreality.” Since Breaking Bonaduce’s end, the most productive wasteoid on Earth has since been hired and fired as a co-host of Adam Carolla’s morning radio show and picked up for his own show on Los Angeles’ KLSX. Miraculously, the fire crotch even scored a hosting gig on VH1’s televised I Know My Kid’s a Star. We’ve seen him destroy his life on TV, now watch him destroy some comedy in person.