This film actually made me long for Beaches.
Mariah Carey headlines this embarrassing story of a singer’s rise to fame and the horrid music that got her there. Carey is forced to wear a bunch of dopey outfits, lip-synch rather badly and cry a lot. This is a bad movie, and in honor of how bad it is, I will spend the rest of this review screaming and crying. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrggggggggggghh! Make it go away! Oh, for the love of God, make it go away!