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Shakespeare Insult Generator

America, it's time to take our unfriendly discourse to the next level. No more cliché F-bombs or redundant reality-show retorts (see: “No, you're the bitch, bitch!”). The 162 vocabulary flashcards featured in the spiral-bound Shakespeare Insult Generator (Chronicle Books, $12.95) by Barry Kraft will help you create more than 150,000 staggeringly specific insults. Tell those sneaping rug-headed pig-nuts exactly what you think of them, especially when they act like pestiferous mushrumps. They'll be so confused or amused that your conflict will disappear. Peace through literature, you white-livered scuts! www.chroniclebooks.com/shakespeare-insult-generator.html.