Dude, Where’s My Car?

Rated 2.0 After a night of heavy partying, two stoners (Ashton Kutcher and Sean William Scott) contend with lapsed memories, a missing auto, two irate girlfriends, a missing suitcase of stolen money, a transvestite stripper and a UFO cult seeking the whereabouts of its continuum transfunctioner, whose mystery, as we are told several times, is only exceeded by its power. This juvenile comedy, a sort of Bill and Ted’s Dumb and Dumber Adventure, includes such male teen fantasies as “hot alien chicks” who can suck an entire Popsicle off its stick in one gulp. Directed by Danny Leiner (TV’s Freaks and Geeks).