Your invitation to buy a bus pass was not appreciated. I parked near your house because I work near your house. You’ve got no title to that street. I pay my taxes. You think I ought to buy a bus pass? You buy a freakin’ bus pass.
I saw you look at me, too. To see if I would read your note. The second one in two weeks. I’m gonna park where I want, get it? What do you think of that?
If parking is so important to you, then why do you live so close to downtown?
If you want a place to park, build a garage. Buy a hovercar. Get the city to put meters in. Paint your curb.
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