Rated 2.0

So, a security guard, a hottie, an old lady, a salesman and a working-class Joe step into an elevator. They all look at each other and say, “What is this, some kind of joke?” Ha, ha. Joke’s on them: one of these characters is actually Satan! And since this is produced by M. Night Shyamalan, the elevator gets stuck halfway up a skyscraper and Ol’ Scratch proceeds to start knocking off people. That’s pretty much it. Ten or so minutes go by and the lights go out. Sounds of bangin’ around and someone screams. Lights go up and one of the passengers is dead. Rinse, lather, repeat. It’s not scary or very compelling. But it’s goofy enough fun, if you wanna spend time watching an 80-minute Twilight Zone episode. Feather River Cinemas, Paradise Cinema 7 and Tinseltown. Rated PG-13