I don’t see dead people

If these coffins could talk, they’d dig up some grave tales! Hey, there’s nothing wrong with a little posthumous humor, eh? Ha! I kill me!

If these coffins could talk, they’d dig up some grave tales! Hey, there’s nothing wrong with a little posthumous humor, eh? Ha! I kill me!

Ouija boards won’t spell for me. Doors don’t shut by themselves in my house. Recently, I toured the basement of the haunted music store Records. Though I acquired a thorough case of the willies while squeezing through the dark, musty, labyrinthine storage space, I saw none of the various apparitions rumored to live there. If you’re interested in otherworldly phenomena but find yourself equally ghost-blind, consider the psychic tour of the Old City Cemetery. Local psychic Bridget Dempsey will lead you through the tombstones, translating the words of the dearly departed. Cemetery historians will follow along to compare Dempsey’s hunches with recorded fact. The tour leaves Friday at 7 p.m. from the Old City Cemetery gate at 10th Street and Broadway. Tickets are $10. Call (916) 448-0811 for more information. Happy haunting!