Issue: September 05, 2013

Hi everybody,

We're just past Labor Day, so it's time for our annual photo essay from

Burning Man! What's that you say? You've already seen all those pictures

on Facebook? Hmm. Maybe we'll go a different, more intriguing direction

this year. Also in this week's issue of your favorite alternative

newsweekly, we've got our quarterly theater preview, all the trash on

your garbage, and a bit of spice with our Margaritas. Feel free to click

the links below, but don't forget to pick up a newsprint copy for

exclusive cartoons, columns, and celebrity sex videos. And as always,

thanks for reading our paper. If not for you, we would have had to work

on Monday.