Ellen Barrett and Barrie Dolnick

This book has two subtitles: (1) The first-ever workout program based on your astrological sign. (2) Fat-burning fitness tailored to your personal star quality. This is the dumbest fucking idea I’ve ever heard of. I mean it: I can’t believe people take the stars’ influence on their bodies seriously enough follow this kind of advice. It’s more simple than that: Eat less; exercise more.