A friend e-mailed me a link to TheSpark.com a few weeks ago after she found the Web site’s “Gay Test,” a multiple-choice quiz that tells you how gay you are. It was hilarious. But the T&A (that’s tests and answers, by the way) portion of this site doesn’t include just the Gay Test; it also has 14 other tests, including the Death Test (which gives you the date of your death), the Wealth Test (which tells you when you’ll become a millionaire) and even the Ass Quiz (which rates your, um, booty). But the most popular test of all is the Personality Test, which TheSpark.com claims is the most popular online test ever. These tests provide hours of time-wasting fun. Just don’t let the boss know you’re taking the Bitch Test instead of actually working.