The rest of the story

It’s the last day of 2017 as this is written, a perfect time for some really fresh poop to hit the fan and spatter, preferably directly into the face of Fox News.

Please recall that Fox has been leading the way in trying to discredit the Mueller investigation by claiming that the probe was begun because of the now infamous Steele Dossier, and that Dossier has been thoroughly discredited because it was funded by the Clinton campaign and blah blah blather blather bullshit bullshit. But as of this morning, that entire Fox fog bank smoke screen has been utterly blown away.

That’s because the steadfast journalists of the New York Times (which is “failing” these days pretty much the same way the Golden State Warriors are “failing”) just fired up the critically important story as to the real reason the feds began looking into all this Russian funny business—because Trump “coffee boy” George Papadopolous got drunk in a London Bar in May 2016 and blabbed to Australian diplomat Alexander Downer that boy oh boy do we have some great shit courtesy of the Russians on Hillary Clinton hee hee ha ha ho ho hot damn! We don’t really know what Downer thought that night as he listened to Georgie Boy in the posh Kensington Wine Room, but we now know that two months later, when hacked Democratic emails began to be leaked online, the Aussies quickly got a hold of the FBI and said, “Hey mates, we have a little information you may be interested in.”

So suck on that, Fox. The FBI wasn’t looking at your boy Dum Dum because of some evil twisted dossier (which, in the end, will be shown to be completely spot on and accurate). It was investigating him and his filthy and completely illegal Russian-soaked campaign because one of his new “foreign policy advisors” couldn’t keep his wine-soaked mouth shut. That is so fucking yummy I can barely stand it.

Please remember that Georgie Boy is now working for Robert Mueller. It’s looking more and more like the “coffee boy” just might take down this whole cretinous house of cards. And oh by the way—it turns out Papadopolous was such a low level “gofer”—George, could you get some extra cream in that for me?—that he was selected to edit the outline of Dum Dum’s first foreign policy speech on April 27, the speech where Trump talked about improving relations with Russia.

I bet Putin asked Trump on their last phone call why the hell Coffee Boy hasn’t had an “accident” of some kind.