The Dukes of Hazzard

In The Dukes of Hazzard, these two Southern guys race around in an orange Charger, screaming, “Yee-Haw!” a whole lot, while trying to make out with every woman they meet. If your idea of a good time is seeing the guy from Jackass and Stifler from American Pie shaming Tom Wopat and John Schneider, then Dukes will be your idea of a high-octane cinematic party. Hazzard is another in a long line of useless television-show adaptations, giving one new appreciation for that crappy Beverly Hillbillies movie from a few years ago. Scott and Knoxville stumble through what could barely be called a plot as Bo and Luke Duke, moonshine runners and all around irritating bastards. The original TV show wasn’t all that much to get worked up about, but it had its charms, which is more than we can say for the big-screen Dukes.