Ten Reasons
Ten reasons I’d rather be in Black Rock City
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Never had a meal interrupted by a cell phone
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Naked chicks (and guys, adds my girlfriend Kathleen)
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Public art everywhere
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No clock to punch
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Motorists make way for bikes
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People are tolerant
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The colors look like music, man
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The kid’s at the babysitter
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Free entertainment
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Dust devils
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Ten reasons I’d rather be in Reno
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My bathroom may not be cleaner, but it smells better
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Never had anyone tell me he likes to eat dirt
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The Simpsons
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My garden
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Few people take pictures of me when I’m naked
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Not as many cops
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Running water
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No playa boogers
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Red meat
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Handy 12-step programs
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