Space Chimps

Rated 1.0

Here’s an amazing slop house of a movie. I can’t really say that I was able to follow just what the heck was going on in this movie, but I’ll give it my best shot. OK … here goes. Three monkeys get blasted off into space and wind up on a planet with poorly drawn aliens. OK, there you go … that’s about it. Along the way, there’s a joke about poo-throwing, and even a dick-size joke, which just goes to show you that G-rated movies ain’t like they used to be. Andy Samberg, hot off the box office smash Hot Rod (sarcasm) lends his voice to Ham III, circus performer and relative of past chimp cosmonauts. He joins the space program, cracks wise, and finds all sorts of ways to waste your valuable time. I looked around at parents who brought their kids to this thing, and they looked like they were at death’s door, praying for their kids to need a bathroom break so they could get some respite from the horror. This is truly a bad time, and some folks have done a very bad thing by producing it. They should be ashamed of themselves, and should not leave the house for at least six months.